He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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