He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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