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i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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