Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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