He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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