Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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