she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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