Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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