I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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