it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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