you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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