Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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