Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Can I color on your dick again?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
