found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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