is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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