Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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