Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I am available for nakedness
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
please don't ironically join a cult
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