I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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