she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My vagina is officially offended.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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