he puts the penis in happiness.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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