it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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