i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
