Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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