I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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