did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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