its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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