is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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