I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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