i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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