Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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