I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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