somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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