I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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