But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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