Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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