Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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