margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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