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I understand Curling. That high.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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