i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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