You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
