I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So many bounce houses so little time
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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