I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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