I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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