It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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