So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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