Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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