Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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