why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
