Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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