your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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