I hate all girls vehemently.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
