Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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