Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
tell me about the fingering
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