Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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