guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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